
Here is a listing of the shirts with slogans that I can purchase at the EXPO to wear for my race. I have selected my top five, correction ten, but don't let that influence your vote.
My top favorites:
1. "I'm only doing this so I can post a picture on Facebook."
2. "Slow is the new fast"
3. "If it wasn't for me - you would have nobody to pass"
4. "Only ONE More Mile -
Back: Dear God, please let there be someone behind me to read this."
5. "You think I run funny? Back: Wait till you see me walk tomorrow!"
6. "OK! Who moved the finish line?"
7. "This IS my race pace"
8. "This sounded like a good idea, a long time ago"
9. "In my dreams, I am a Kenyan"
10. "Find your happy pace"
More...
"I took the road less traveled, and now WHERE THE HECK AM I?
"Does this shirt make my butt look like fast?"
"It's all about the medal!"
"May the course be with you"
"Canadians Do It Metric 42.2"
"I know I know… I am almost there"
"I know, I know - I said I'd NEVER do this again."
"Will run for wine/chocoate and coffee"
"Toenails are for sissys"
Finally...
FRONT: You know you're a runner when...
BACK:
You can recite the dialogue from chariots of fire.
Your vacations are planned around marathons.
You lube up to get into your clothes to prevent chafing.
Your friends don't call you anymore to go out on Saturday nights.
The majority of t-shirts in your closet have sponsors and race dates on them.
You consider gels a food group.
You consider a half marathon a good "training" run.
You can say fartlek without laughing.
You buy advil and Epsom salts in bulk.
You can correctly spell plantar fasciitis.
Looking forward to hearing your pick.
Slogan of the day - You can throw in the towel or you can pick up the towel and use it to wipe off your forehead and keep on running.
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